Month: June 2011

June 27, 2011 /

My name is Phoenix, and I’m a Film Snob.

 

In this here, picture, you have the stunning, Halle Berry. A gorgeous woman turned ugly, thanks to the film, Catwoman. Directed by Pitof, it was his first “major motion picture”…as you can see, he fucked that up majorly. If you didn’t see Catwoman, then congratulations….you just kept 5 years of your life. Smoke a pack of celebratory cigarettes, and you will still live longer than if you had watched Catwoman.

June 18, 2011 /

Title: Thor
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Director: Kenneth Branagh
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Anothony Hopkins,  Natalie Portman
Runtime: 1 hour 55 minutes

June 14, 2011 /

Film Snob Reviews is run by two people. One of us, Phoenix. The other, William. We can both have the same taste in films, but then again, we both have found our differing opinions and have accepted eachothers’ “guilty pleasure films.” This will be our chance to give you a suggestion. Need a movie to rent this weekend? A movie night with some friends? A comfort movie after a breakup because she cheated on you? No matter what the reason may be, these are all films that come from OUR suggestion boxes. Whether you watch them or not is up to you. Whether you like them or not, is something we won’t generally criticize, to each his own.

These are our Snob Suggestions

June 13, 2011 /
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